Social Commentary

First of all “Thanks to Allah”  and .. for giving me this opportunity to express my crazy ideologies to you all. More thanks to you, for reading my bull. I have decided to stop blogging. In two weeks, I’ll delete this account before heading to the Paki Land. I’m also starting my grad school this fall, because my parents are on my case to either study or get married and I’d made my decision.

You know when they say, all good things should come to an end, same can be said about bad things, and that’s the reason for this. I’d like to apologize, if I’d inevitably offended someone. Please don’t get emasculated (I like this word), if you were offended and please forgive me.

Also, I’d like to apologize to all those people who will have to waste couple of minutes to delete me from their Blog roll. Speaking of blog spring rolls, I didn’t know that I was on a blog roll of “Ninjabi”. Apparently she’s the next big thing in USA, actually she’s already been the next big thing and pretty soon her comics will be hitting along with Big Nate and Boondocks. So, her adding me on her Spring roll was pretty damn good. Speaking of spring roll, I can totally have some Kung Pao (Halal) chicken with rolls, and it can’t get any better and fatter.

If you have added me to your messengers, occasional “Hi” and “Bye” will be appreciated and also taking me out to lunch/dinner when I hit your town will be appreciated more. If you would like to be added to my messenger, leave a comment with your email and I’ll think about adding you based on your gender. Also, if you don’t leave a comment and still wants to be my friend then your time is up.

One thing I have learned in my life is not to say “Never” and it’s not you but the environment makes or changes decisions for you. I might come back and start blogging again, and may be it could be the end of the beginning. But for now, Good Night Good Fight and So Long..

I was told that the Tag should also have a name, so this tag’s name is Pick One.  It’s simple; you just have to pick one.

 1.       Pepsi or Coke

Coke

 2.       Coffee or Tea

Coffee

 3.       Samsung or Nokia

Nokia

 4.       Las Angels or New York

LA

 5.       Mom or Dad

Mom

 6.       Karachi or Lahore

Karachi

 7.       Sexy or Smart

Smart

 8.       Nehari or Haleem

Nehari

 9.       Junoon or Vital Signs

Vital Signs

 10.   Geo or ARY

Geo

 11.   Shia or Sunni

Sunni

 12.   Summer or Winter

Summer

 13.   Lexus or Acura

Lexus

 14.   Seinfeld or Friends

Seinfeld

 15.   Roti or Naan

Naan

 16.   Hollywood or Bollywood

Hollywood

 17.   Morning Bird or Night Owl

Night Owl

 18.   Spicy food or Mild food

Spicy

 19.   Windows or MAC

Windows

I forward tag to

No One, Mb, Bublie, Supersizeme, Farheen, You

So, I was told that people love tags. I hate stupid shit like what are your regrets kinds of things. So I have decided to make tags. It’s more of a game than a tag.

Tell five things about yourself, four of them true

My things can be read below..

1) I sat on Benazir’s car once.

2) My great grandfather’s grandfather was related to the monarchs of India.

3) I was number two seed in my high school Chess Club.

4) I’ve been on TV (back in PTV and STN days)

5) I’ve watched Soapranos (first 6 seasons) in a week.

I hate forwarded emails, but I guess tags have to be forwarded. So, I forward the tag to

Naz

Originally from Mauritius, studying Fashion and models for H&M. What more can you ask for. She promised me to give the vip seats of her fashion show. And her friends are as cute as her. Hanging out with her is a vacation.

Farha

It’s needless to say Persian girls are hot. But this girl comes with the complete package of hotness; as she knows every single dance created by mankind. She said that she’ll teach me Salsa and Tango, but I want to learn just to get close to her.

Amber

Part Turkish, Part Paki, this combination should be illegal. Even though she’s raised in US, she’s fluent in Turkish and Urdu. I don’t need to elaborate more as the picture says enough.

Rabia

PHD parent’s smart ass girl. She has answer for anything and everything. Don’t believe me; read her blog, it’s the shit. And she doesn’t get offended at all, trust me I’ve pushed all her buttons and her come back is even stronger. I hope her corporate Am ex can be used for my nutrition someday instead of Hotels.

Humera

The fact that she rejected me in this world, and wants to be my partner in heaven raises some concern. She’s super sweet and perfect girl to bring home to show your parents. We might just have an affair later on. Oh yeah, and she calls me from her home, not when she is driving or waiting. Also, she doesn’t like the above pic but it’s my favorite.

P.S. Feel free to comment on their pictures and characteristics. The list is no particular order.

Below are the Tag Q & A’s

1. Name three most valuable assets?

Morals, Time, and life

2. One truth in your life that haunts you every day?

Nothing haunts me, but I guess I have to say good bye to my mom, one day.

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the four blog buddies/ readers you would take alongside with you? 

Psyched

No One

Supersizeme

Robo

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?

My home

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?

I want to die happy..

6. Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?

No regrets, I wish I would have spent more time with Taims..

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?

My principles

8. What would you do if you found a briefcase full of money?

Make a movie

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

I don’t think I’ll fall in love, but why not..

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you

(No One) Great writer, Adventurous personality, leaves comments on my blog

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

Must be funny and should understand my jokes..

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?

Not a hater.. But when someone treats poor and weak people like shit..

13. What is your ambition?

To become a philanthropist

14. What is the thing that will make you think someone is a bad person?

When someone doesn’t respect elders

15. Do you have commitment phobia?

 Not really, .. depends on the girl though

16. If you could do one thing different in life, what would it be?

Take more risk.. I wish I could say “all in” some day…

17. Are you a shopaholic or not?

Not really.. well only luxury items

18. Lahore or Karachi? (Question I made)

Karachi

19. It would be 2008 in a few days, do you have a new year’s resolution?

To be less lazy.

20. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?

Not really, family dinner at Sorrentos..

 I forward tag to

Psyched

Supersizeme

MB

Farheen

And You

So, I was watching this new Paki music channel AAG and it has a show called “AAG classics” which is hosted by Kuki who used to host another show on Geo sometime ago. Now, Kuki reminds me of my friend Taims, who died couple of years ago in H-town. Not physically, but personality wise Kuki and Taims are quite similar. The timing of the jokes, selection of words, quick wit and ability to joke with a poker face were the characteristics of Taims. Life was never dull around him.
Anyways, Taims was never known to be a ladies man, but yet he scored some pretty decent looking chicks. Even in Paki, with his gunda type look and sindhi accent, only hot chicks liked him. On the other hand, us nice kids had to deal with the shareef kind, who would talk talk and talk. May be hot girls are like that, they like the rough and tough kinds like Taims. I think I kinda solved one of the men’s issues there.
Taims also remind me of Hyde from that 70’s show. The guy who is too cool for guys but not so much with the ladies and all the girls might have a secret crush on him. Below is the picture that truly justifies his character and yes he was 100% Paki.

Note: Due to some freaky stuff, I have decided to change the picture and posted a new one.

What the F.. Literally what the …  If you happen to live in the post topic areas, your town has nominated Omer Sohail Butt. The dude is hardly 27, hangs out at café zouk and master in sharing the true Lawhori stories especially of the models and actresses. Now that since he is in charge, I’ll get to hear more lawhore’s stories. Just last year, I was sitting next to him at Zouk and he was mentioning that he’ll be the shit in next elections and I was like yeah, who is going to vote for your ass. But yet again, I misread Paki politics and he was nominated with some 50k votes.

He’s a friend; I won’t really want to bash him. But I’ll tell you that much, he doesn’t justify the seat. The guy barely passed his classes, doesn’t no shit about economics or any foreign policy and yet he’ll be making decisions for your families and next generations. As a friend, he gets the respect but not when it comes to decision making for the nation. I have a feeling that somebody else will be making decisions for him. Oh well, why m I complaining. Couple of weeks in Paki and I would be the part of the system and would love the minister’s protocol (if he still remembers me).

 Okay, with your somewhat politically correct speeches and decision to not include MQM, I have officially lowered your title from Mr. 10% to Mr. 5%. But, this doesn’t mean that we forgot your stunts, when your wife was in charge. Mansion in Surrey, filth in Swiss accounts, heck Imran Khan was so vulnerable that he led Salman Ahmed made the most notorious paki political song against your clan, and in order to make it a hit, he also convinced Salman to do just the chorus.  

Since the ball is in your court now; instead of aiming a shot at the opponent’s head, it’s about time for you to hit a back hand winner. Learn from your wife’s mistake, and do something for a change. I know that you are not mentally talented, so just use your Sindhi hospitable skills and try to unite Baluchistan and NWFP back with Pakistan. If that doesn’t help, just imagine how lucrative Gawadar cow can be, if given the potential.

First things first, please shut the Chief Justice’s case by bailing him and his subordinates. While at it, reward them for their stance, and the reward should come as a perk and not as a charity. Do another referendum for the M-boy, and this time ask the public to get as creative as Zia was to Bhutto Sr. Also, let Geo and others do their thing. They are automatically helping with unemployment and providing luxury to the only source of entertainment in the country.

Keeping the eastern tradition alive, your wife was more loyal to you than to her other 160 million extended family. If you follow the same path, I won’t be surprised if you renew your vows with her within the next 2 to 3 years.

 I think guiltiness is created when we don’t get the respective punishment. My parents had never grounded or punished me. Even when I totaled our family car, or got caught skipping in 9^th grade in Karachi. So, when you reside with chill parents you ultimately develop some sort of guilt. In my case usually the guilt comes to play especially when I’m hanging out with a girl.

Having said that, just like how white women attract black guys, Persian girls attract us desis. I don’t know if it’s their fakeness, hotness or both, they are always on top of my list. So, back in my college days, I’d the opportunity to hang out with a Persian girl. She wanted to see a movie and I was just too damn excited. Before the start of the movie with all the pushing and flirting, I could tell that she was in the mood. So with the hint, I put my arm across her shoulders and started to check her out. And there it hit me; she was wearing an “Allah” Necklace. I was like I can’t do all that. The guilty feeling just killed me there. So, she was quite pissed at the end, and needless to say I never got a call from her.

I can also remember another instance when I was giving a ride to a friend and the context of the conversation somehow (thanks to me) changed 180 degrees, but I’d to control myself as an “ayat” was hanging on the rear view mirror. So, the moral of the story is that if you are a girl and wants to have some fun, please do not wear or talk anything that represents Allah or Islam.

Things you own end up owning you. I’ve came to realize that the expensive things I own, gives me the most headaches. Like when at travel, if I take my gadgets, my mind will always be thinking to protect them, instead of enjoying.

I’ve had friends that park their car all the way at the end of the lot, just cause they don’t want door marks on their mercs or beamers. It’s more like becoming a slave to the car. The car is supposed to provide you comfort and it’s shouldn’t be the other way around. Same goes with the freaks, who wont let people enter in their houses without having to take their shoes off. The only possible explanation to do that is that those people pray on the carpets, that’s why they don’t let people in with shoes. It’s Paki (Muslim) tradition to be as hospitable as possible, and yet we impose rules at the beginning.

Sometimes, for certain things we get so carried away that we don’t hesitate in hurting people both physically and mentally. Why are things so important to us? Is it cauze we pay our arm and leg to get em and we don’t want to lose them? Then why get em; it hurts both our pockets and brain. May be it’s a challenge from god. Give tensions to the people who don’t have the things, and give ultra tensions to the ones who don’t want to lose the things.

I think we should invest in such things that even if we lose them, we don’t emasculate. Life is lived better when our brains are relaxed. Just like lying, these things add to the stress level.